Lightsabers and Lollipops

if i ever get a dog i want to name him Parvo.

now, if anybody, especially dog lovers, knows what the parvovirus is they would realize what a "not nice thing to do" this would be.

parvo is a highly contagious disease amongst canines, generally puppies, that causes diarrhea, vomiting, depression, high fever and lethargy.

now why? ohhh why? would i want to name my dog this?

maybe it's just the reactions...
the name just says, "don't touch my dog."
good luck finding a vet who will take him as a patient.
it's a meaner name than "killer" "butch" or "princess"
it sounds french?
cuz i'm evil.

come to think of it, that seems to be a better name for a cat.