Lightsabers and Lollipops

i was tossing the tube of toothpaste from one hand to the other and the somewhat pointy sharp end that does not squirt out toothpaste landed square on my palm, thus cutting me.
i said, "ow!...i mean...ow! did that really break the skin?...yes, yes it did. ow!"
and that's how i cut my hand with toothpaste.
don't try this at home kids.