Lightsabers and Lollipops

if i had telekinesis i would be so fat.
think about it, if the remote for the TV is nowhere near your current comfy spot on the couch, you really wish you could just make it jump into your hand using your mind.
i would never feel the need to leave the couch.
i could make sandwiches from the living room.
i could mow the lawn while sipping on a cold beverage.
i would even levitate my whole fat body around so i wouldn't accidentally step on something pointy.
so fat.
oh yes.
sooo fat.