Saturday, May 22, 2004
y'know what would suck about being in the mafia?
constantly going to funerals.
people are constantly getting "whacked" in "the family".
that's a lot of sad gatherings to attend.
and me, i'm not much of a funeral guy.
not that anybody really is, and if you are you're a sicko pal.
speaking of funerals, i want three things to happen for my funeral:
1) i want they might be giants, or a good sounding alternative version, to sing the song "dead."
2) i want there to be a sale at a computer or stereo store.
y'know. like the commercials where the guy in the plaid suit is just yelling "AND WE ARE SLASHING PRICES!!! SEE THIS DVD PLAYER? WAS $199.99. NOW IT'S JUST $89.99. OUR PRICES ARE INSANE!!!! because Space would have wanted it that way. PRICES DROPPING LIKE FLIES! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!!!"
3) there had better be good food.
constantly going to funerals.
people are constantly getting "whacked" in "the family".
that's a lot of sad gatherings to attend.
and me, i'm not much of a funeral guy.
not that anybody really is, and if you are you're a sicko pal.
speaking of funerals, i want three things to happen for my funeral:
1) i want they might be giants, or a good sounding alternative version, to sing the song "dead."
2) i want there to be a sale at a computer or stereo store.
y'know. like the commercials where the guy in the plaid suit is just yelling "AND WE ARE SLASHING PRICES!!! SEE THIS DVD PLAYER? WAS $199.99. NOW IT'S JUST $89.99. OUR PRICES ARE INSANE!!!! because Space would have wanted it that way. PRICES DROPPING LIKE FLIES! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!!!"
3) there had better be good food.
