Wednesday, April 14, 2004
since i feel like blogging, and comics are my bread and butter (mmmm.bread and butter...) well, here's a list of comic book characters who just have sucky powers and other social problems.
Unus. he was thief turned wrestler who had the ability to surround himself with an impenetrable force field. he makes this list due to the fact that his own power killed him. he lost control of his force field and suffocated. now that's just sad.
Nightside. one of the many Imperial Guard of the Shi'ar Empire. she has he ability to create total darkness in certain areas. um... i really cant see how that is all that helpful. write my guestbook and tell me what you think that can help or hinder. as for me, i guess i would use that power to avoid getting sunburn.
Marrow. even though i like this character her power is just gross. she has the ability to extrude (that means remove) spiky bones from her own body and use them as weapons. i'm not sure that the enemies run from her because they don't want to fight her, they might just be a little...freaked out. i mean, wouldnt you be? she doesn't date much.
Maggott. you would think the name says it all. but his name alone does not make him the last person ever that you would invite to a party. his power consists of two sluglike beings that can enter and exit his abdomen at any time. they are in fact, his only digestive system. they can eat almost any form of matter. they are named Eany and Meany. oh well, i cant really imagine what kind of situation that this power can fight evil. maybe recycling, or even a job on fear factor.
so, maybe i will have more for this list later. i mean, there are so many sucky comic characters to choose from. heck, one of Daredevil's worst enemies was "Stilt Man" yes, his costume consisted of mechanical stilts.
so there.
Unus. he was thief turned wrestler who had the ability to surround himself with an impenetrable force field. he makes this list due to the fact that his own power killed him. he lost control of his force field and suffocated. now that's just sad.
Nightside. one of the many Imperial Guard of the Shi'ar Empire. she has he ability to create total darkness in certain areas. um... i really cant see how that is all that helpful. write my guestbook and tell me what you think that can help or hinder. as for me, i guess i would use that power to avoid getting sunburn.
Marrow. even though i like this character her power is just gross. she has the ability to extrude (that means remove) spiky bones from her own body and use them as weapons. i'm not sure that the enemies run from her because they don't want to fight her, they might just be a little...freaked out. i mean, wouldnt you be? she doesn't date much.
Maggott. you would think the name says it all. but his name alone does not make him the last person ever that you would invite to a party. his power consists of two sluglike beings that can enter and exit his abdomen at any time. they are in fact, his only digestive system. they can eat almost any form of matter. they are named Eany and Meany. oh well, i cant really imagine what kind of situation that this power can fight evil. maybe recycling, or even a job on fear factor.
so, maybe i will have more for this list later. i mean, there are so many sucky comic characters to choose from. heck, one of Daredevil's worst enemies was "Stilt Man" yes, his costume consisted of mechanical stilts.
so there.