Lightsabers and Lollipops

here's a list of things i just don't like, in no particular order:

albums with an intro as the first track
open sores
capris
satan
juliette lewis
movies that begin with the ending
illinois nazis
pop-ups
telemarketers
oppression
women with mullets
diet mountain dew
crowds
wasting precious time sleeping
people in the gas station hogging the line buying lottery tickets for 20 minutes
spilling my mountain dew all over my van after only taking two sips
fags
when there's nothing on TV but "city slickers"
anything on the radio that is not music
lists of things that people just don't like.