Saturday, March 20, 2004
so ya know me, i like comic books and such. what i think is really funny is the characters with lame super powers.
let me name just a few:
douglas ramsey-cypher of the new mutants. his power was to understand and speak almost any language.
artie of the morlocks (or almost any morlock for that matter) he can't speak, he can project images instead.
jamie madrox- the multiple man. his power is to make copies of himself by being hit or hitting himself. he has no other power. there's just a lot more of him to annoy you.
frank dukes-the blob. his power is great mass. that's right, he's fat. but remember, in comic bookland, everybody is beautiful, muscular, athletic..basically super models. so anyone with the problem of obesity must be superpowered, there's no other explanation.
angelo espinoza - skin. the name says it all. he has an excess amount of skin that he can stretch so he can, ummm fight evil.
and of course, jubilation lee - jubilee. fireworks. woo. nuff said.
there are many many more. heck, these characters are only out of the X-Men storyline. i haven't even touched DC comics. i believe the pre requisite to being a hero is wearing your underwear on the outside.
i may add more to this list if i get bored, but until then..evlidoers BEWARE!
let me name just a few:
douglas ramsey-cypher of the new mutants. his power was to understand and speak almost any language.
artie of the morlocks (or almost any morlock for that matter) he can't speak, he can project images instead.
jamie madrox- the multiple man. his power is to make copies of himself by being hit or hitting himself. he has no other power. there's just a lot more of him to annoy you.
frank dukes-the blob. his power is great mass. that's right, he's fat. but remember, in comic bookland, everybody is beautiful, muscular, athletic..basically super models. so anyone with the problem of obesity must be superpowered, there's no other explanation.
angelo espinoza - skin. the name says it all. he has an excess amount of skin that he can stretch so he can, ummm fight evil.
and of course, jubilation lee - jubilee. fireworks. woo. nuff said.
there are many many more. heck, these characters are only out of the X-Men storyline. i haven't even touched DC comics. i believe the pre requisite to being a hero is wearing your underwear on the outside.
i may add more to this list if i get bored, but until then..evlidoers BEWARE!
