Tuesday, March 23, 2004
i'm going to try to go through the rest of my life without becoming a statistic. such as: 2,463 people died from the deadly Motaba virus last year. or 22 injured, 3 dead in a building collapse.
no. i would like to live and die in a unique way.
like being sucked through a plane engine while driving a taxi.
being eaten alive by ladybugs
impaled by a toy lightsaber
beaten to death by the amish
i wanna go out in a way that would make people say, "i didnt know you could die from that." or "man! i've never heard of that happening before."
but alas, i will probably just choke to death on a skittle. and i'm sure that's been done before.
taste the rainbow.
no. i would like to live and die in a unique way.
like being sucked through a plane engine while driving a taxi.
being eaten alive by ladybugs
impaled by a toy lightsaber
beaten to death by the amish
i wanna go out in a way that would make people say, "i didnt know you could die from that." or "man! i've never heard of that happening before."
but alas, i will probably just choke to death on a skittle. and i'm sure that's been done before.
taste the rainbow.
