Lightsabers and Lollipops

here's some free advice to all slow drivers on the road out there:

if someone is driving behind you and they seem to be right on your bumper, they:

A) are a better and faster driver than you and would like you out of their way as soon as possible.

B) would like you to possibly speed up just a tad.

C) are borderline psychos who are driving like madmen that you should let drive by you so that they are out of your life as soon as possible.

D) don't understand why you would make it your personal goal to be in a complete strangers way and are trying to get into an intentional accident to prove a point that all drivers should not speed at all, in fact, they should drive 10 miles under the limit just like you.

anyway, i hope those of you who are guilty of being nothing but an obstacle on the roadways get my point. especially if you are the gentleman who was driving the green jeep cherokee in front of me on the way to work this morning.

p.s. sir, your breaks work perfectly fine. you no longer need to keep testing them sporadically. thank you.