Tuesday, February 10, 2004
first of all, i'd like to say that i have never liked the idea of male cheerleading. that's just wrong on so many levels.
moving on.
things to do:
1) get in a high speed chase. make sure that the song "bang on!" by propellorheads is playing loudly while driving. also make sure that other drivers get in unnecessary accidents as i speed past them.
2) build a robot. well, i have done this. but this time i will use metal and gears and gyros, not just cardboard and crayons. ohh ohh, and this time...i won't program it for evil.
3) hit george lucas in the face with one of those novelty extend-o-gloves. he has it coming.
4) sing on a barry manilow tribute album.
5) make puppet of myself. blame all bad things on him.
6) try out for the lead in "hair"
7) find a way to hold up a sign to say what i'm thinking all the time. Such as: these are really good onion rings. or i've seen the movie, and his wife killed her.
8) once again. there is no number 8.
9) fight crime, from a distance. cuz let's face it. fighting crime isn't safe. it's just plain dangerous. evildoers beware...
10) two words: baby chickens.
moving on.
things to do:
1) get in a high speed chase. make sure that the song "bang on!" by propellorheads is playing loudly while driving. also make sure that other drivers get in unnecessary accidents as i speed past them.
2) build a robot. well, i have done this. but this time i will use metal and gears and gyros, not just cardboard and crayons. ohh ohh, and this time...i won't program it for evil.
3) hit george lucas in the face with one of those novelty extend-o-gloves. he has it coming.
4) sing on a barry manilow tribute album.
5) make puppet of myself. blame all bad things on him.
6) try out for the lead in "hair"
7) find a way to hold up a sign to say what i'm thinking all the time. Such as: these are really good onion rings. or i've seen the movie, and his wife killed her.
8) once again. there is no number 8.
9) fight crime, from a distance. cuz let's face it. fighting crime isn't safe. it's just plain dangerous. evildoers beware...
10) two words: baby chickens.
