Wednesday, November 05, 2003

so it's finally getting cool enough outside that i can wear my bunny suit and not sweat like a Gatorade commercial. so i'm sittin here in my bunny suit, watching old lil' rascal episodes in my bunny suit and eating a bagful of Reece's Fast Breaks. and i'm thinkin' "life is good."

but then, i realize life isn't good! i'm down to my last mini candy bar and i'm still hungry. and didn't the lil rascals all die of mysterious circumstances? and how am i going to continue to fit in my bunny suit if i continue to sit around watching doomed children on tv while eating miniature candy bars?

well, i'm on my way to Walgreen's to pick up some more discounted haloween candy. i've decided to carry a baseball bat because, hey, who wants to mess with a 6 foot tall guy in a bunny suit carrying a baseball bat?

wish me luck. hopefully, this won't make the evening news.

at least it's cool enough outside that i can wear my bunny suit...

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