Lightsabers and Lollipops

my name is Space, and I am funky.


the unofficial thanksgiving Spaceman quiz!

please sign the guestbook with your answers.

the correct answers will be posted on this blog whenever i feel like it.

you will be graded on poise, personality and swimsuit competition.

let's begin.

1) True or False. Space has never seen a single episode of the Sopranos.

2) Space is afraid of:
A) aliens
B) camels
C) his own shadow
D) your mom

3) Donald Blake was the secret human identity of what Marvel super hero?
A) Iron Man
B) Ghost Rider
C) The Thing
D) Thor
E) Wonder Woman

4) When Space was seven, he threw a hatchet at another kid. (luckily it missed. it's a funny story, i'll tell you sometime) why on earth did he do that?
A) the kids were making fun of his cowboy boots
B) it was a plastic hatchet, used for a school play
C) he was really aiming at a tree, the kid just got in the way
D) latent homicidal tendencies that have taken years of therapy to repress

5) according to Douglas Adams, what is the meaning of life?
A) being a lumberjack with your best girl at your side
B) 42
C) just one thing "it's individual for each person"
D) a pan galactic gargle blaster

6) when will Josh like Electronic music?
A) never
B) when Space grows his hair back
C) the same day jacki starts liking electronic music (see answer A)
D) all of the above and then some

7) in the Transformers comic books, how did Optimus Prime die?
A) he fought Megatron to the death
B) he sacrificed himself to save a handful of construction workers
C) he was betrayed and murdered by Jetfire
D) he lost a video game

8) in the Care Bears movie, what was the name of the lion?
A) Lion-O
B) Braveheart
C) Huggy Paw
D) Steve

9) why do i know anything about the Care Bears movie?
A) shut up.
B) leave me alone.
C) i just do okay!
D) all of the above. so there.

10) True or False:
My daughter Skye was named after Luke Skywalker.

bonus question:
name as many hit songs as you can by Morris Day and the Time.

my name is Space, and I am funky.

my daughter likes watching wheel of fortune.

my name is Space, and I am funky.

so i'm sittin around listening to King's X and i'm thinkin "man, i'm gettin on in years." i'm gonna be 29 pretty soon. and with each day i'm getting closer to stop spending money on collectibles (um, er, toys...) and buying up pretty things for around the house like pottery or glassy/woodworky/shiny things or even that 52" plus size screen TV to prove how big or small my...ego is. yes, someday i may grow and stop acting like a caffeinated high schooler. amyway, i gotta go, i'm off to Target to buy some Little Debbies and see if the new He-Man figures are on the shelf yet.

my name is Space, and I am funky.

i'm an enigma.

i'm smart, but i'm slow.

i love music, but i can't sing, play any instrument and have no rhythm whatsoever.

i love electronic (techno) music, but i can't dance.

i severely shy, but i yell things in crowds.

i like star wars, marvel comics, cartoons, sci fi movies, toys and yet i'm married. to a woman. who's not from canada.

i've never understood girle things, but i have a really cool daughter.

i'm a DJ, but i hate weddings.

i'm a redhead, but i have very little hair on my head. and my job requires working outside, in the sun.

i love books, but i'm a slow reader.

i want to keep blogging, but i have to go now.

my name is Space, and I am funky.



drink pepsi

questions questions questions

1. are construction workers late for work due to construction? and do they get mad about it?

2. do toll booth people get sad when people with ipass just pass them by and not say hello? it kind of makes me sad. but not for long.

3. why do many drivers with nascar stickers all over their car drive so slow?

4. what have you done for me lately?

5. when am i gonna get my own action figure?

6. who just touched my butt?

7. why can't i stop drinking mountain dew? do you have any, c'mon! i just need some dew. AHHHHHHHHHHH! i'm goin to 7-11.

so it's finally getting cool enough outside that i can wear my bunny suit and not sweat like a Gatorade commercial. so i'm sittin here in my bunny suit, watching old lil' rascal episodes in my bunny suit and eating a bagful of Reece's Fast Breaks. and i'm thinkin' "life is good."

but then, i realize life isn't good! i'm down to my last mini candy bar and i'm still hungry. and didn't the lil rascals all die of mysterious circumstances? and how am i going to continue to fit in my bunny suit if i continue to sit around watching doomed children on tv while eating miniature candy bars?

well, i'm on my way to Walgreen's to pick up some more discounted haloween candy. i've decided to carry a baseball bat because, hey, who wants to mess with a 6 foot tall guy in a bunny suit carrying a baseball bat?

wish me luck. hopefully, this won't make the evening news.

at least it's cool enough outside that i can wear my bunny suit...