Thursday, October 30, 2003
things to do:
1. shave my body bare so can become a better swimmer.
2. learn to swim.
3. put a neon sign on the front of my car that reads "YOUR BREAKS WORK FINE! PLEASE STOP TESTING THEM. THANK YOU, NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY."
4. TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK ON MY KEYBOARD.
5. start removing my freckles.
6. learn how to remove an appendix. y'know, just in case.
7. hire ninjas to do my bidding. good ninjas this time!!! not those bargain basement ones i got last time! i'm still not in good graces with that women's dress store...
8. find a happy place. find a happy place.
9. cover everything i eat with sprinkles from now on.
10. agree to do that true hollywood story with E! it's time my horrible yet entertaining story was told.
1. shave my body bare so can become a better swimmer.
2. learn to swim.
3. put a neon sign on the front of my car that reads "YOUR BREAKS WORK FINE! PLEASE STOP TESTING THEM. THANK YOU, NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY."
4. TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK ON MY KEYBOARD.
5. start removing my freckles.
6. learn how to remove an appendix. y'know, just in case.
7. hire ninjas to do my bidding. good ninjas this time!!! not those bargain basement ones i got last time! i'm still not in good graces with that women's dress store...
8. find a happy place. find a happy place.
9. cover everything i eat with sprinkles from now on.
10. agree to do that true hollywood story with E! it's time my horrible yet entertaining story was told.
