Wednesday, September 17, 2003
things to do today:
1. rent every tom hanks movie on the shelf. especially the classics such as: money pit, big, bachelor party and to a lesser extent, the burbs. i know, i know, the burbs is on every saturday after war games but hey, carrie fisher was in it.
2. call in sick tomorrow to watch said movies.
3. eat m weight in peanut butter m & m's.
4. call in sick next day for real due to eating said m & m's.
5. learn magic.
6. start a pyramid scheme.
7. find a quick getaway for me and my family when pyramid is discovered by some show on fox and then made into a bad reality show that i just can't stop watching due to the incredibly insane twist at the end.
8. start a website revolving around naked cats.
people will hit it, trust me. in fact you're wondering how to get to this website right now aren't you? well, too bad, cuz i haven't made it yet. ...nerd.
9. find that leprechaun i've got stored in the basement. i caught him in a jar, went upstairs to find something to poke holes in the jar, started watching that stupid taken mini series on sci-fi ...waitaminute! that was last week! oh well, no rush now i guess. never did finish that stupid mini series...
10. make a human torch costume. that's easy. now finding somone who will wear said costume, there's another problem all together. now what am i gonna do with all this lighter fluid and toilet paper?
10.
1. rent every tom hanks movie on the shelf. especially the classics such as: money pit, big, bachelor party and to a lesser extent, the burbs. i know, i know, the burbs is on every saturday after war games but hey, carrie fisher was in it.
2. call in sick tomorrow to watch said movies.
3. eat m weight in peanut butter m & m's.
4. call in sick next day for real due to eating said m & m's.
5. learn magic.
6. start a pyramid scheme.
7. find a quick getaway for me and my family when pyramid is discovered by some show on fox and then made into a bad reality show that i just can't stop watching due to the incredibly insane twist at the end.
8. start a website revolving around naked cats.
people will hit it, trust me. in fact you're wondering how to get to this website right now aren't you? well, too bad, cuz i haven't made it yet. ...nerd.
9. find that leprechaun i've got stored in the basement. i caught him in a jar, went upstairs to find something to poke holes in the jar, started watching that stupid taken mini series on sci-fi ...waitaminute! that was last week! oh well, no rush now i guess. never did finish that stupid mini series...
10. make a human torch costume. that's easy. now finding somone who will wear said costume, there's another problem all together. now what am i gonna do with all this lighter fluid and toilet paper?
10.
