Wednesday, September 24, 2003
things to do:
1. pinch random strangers and tell them "hey, i saw waht you did!!!" chances are, they did do something bad in their recent past that deserves a good pinching. be prepared to run...
2. build a tower of my star wars figures. see how close to heaven i could get.
3. be really sad when said tower falls down and damages carded figures. but remember to say in my best realph wiggum voice, "i bent my wookie."
4. sell star wars toys and take money to put a down payment on a bigger house so i can more room to store my star wars toys... um, er, waitaminute! nevermind.
5. start wearing a cape.
6. appear on a VH1 special somehow. it can't be that hard.
7. paint my entire body silver.
8. there is no number 8. i fool you. ha ha ha.
9. somehow rig it so that there is an explosion every time i enter the room.
10. figure out how to get hit by a car without getting hurt. practice every day.
1. pinch random strangers and tell them "hey, i saw waht you did!!!" chances are, they did do something bad in their recent past that deserves a good pinching. be prepared to run...
2. build a tower of my star wars figures. see how close to heaven i could get.
3. be really sad when said tower falls down and damages carded figures. but remember to say in my best realph wiggum voice, "i bent my wookie."
4. sell star wars toys and take money to put a down payment on a bigger house so i can more room to store my star wars toys... um, er, waitaminute! nevermind.
5. start wearing a cape.
6. appear on a VH1 special somehow. it can't be that hard.
7. paint my entire body silver.
8. there is no number 8. i fool you. ha ha ha.
9. somehow rig it so that there is an explosion every time i enter the room.
10. figure out how to get hit by a car without getting hurt. practice every day.
