Monday, June 28, 2010

i'm walking around the house singing "Sugar, Sugar" by The Archies but instead of sugar and honey i replaced it with Spacey.
it's workin' out pretty good so far.
i hope i can eventually stop.
so far it's very addictive.

oh Spacey, dun dun dun dun dunh dunh....

Sunday, June 27, 2010

i need someone who is suffering from OCD to come to my house and clean every nook, corner, cranny, centimeter and orifice.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

i'm going to spend the rest of this day trying not to repeat, "Happy Father's Day" back to people who are not fathers. especially the ladies.

it's like Christmas or other holidays.
people say, happy, merry or joyous something, i've trained myself to repeat it back.

it's just easier.


have a nice day.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

sometimes, just sometimes, i catch myself saying "I love you" to Mountain Dew as i'm about to drink it.

Whirlyball: another sport i suck at.

Sunday, June 06, 2010

i drank gasoline today.
not a lot, but enough to know that it is an acquired taste.

all because of a pink and gray wire.

Thursday, June 03, 2010

forget super or krazy glue.
if i could find some way to market the adhesive that is caused by the mixture of milky cheerios onto cereal bowls (because heaven forbid that my kids finish an entire bowl of cereal) than i am onto a new product that could revolutionize sticking things onto other things.

i will call it "Spacey Glue"

patent pending.

patent pending.

patent pending.

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