Lightsabers and Lollipops

you know you're not handy when your wife asks you specifically not to fix anything during your time off.

i was in my bank 10 minutes before an attempted robbery.

just thought i should mention that.

i inadvertently live life on the edge.

I took care of it.



as i was putting away the Christmas decorations a week or so ago i noticed that the way i packaged up santa to protect him from dust and spiders looked a bit suspicious.

i mean, it does kind of personify how i feel about Christmas. but it just looks like he was the victim of a professional hit and the body was ready for disposal.

so of course i took a pic and if i sent out Christmas cards (which i don't) this might be the photo on the front. proclaiming what i've been trying to do for years.

Christmas is canceled, Billy.