Thursday, May 28, 2009
Spring Cleaning.
took this picture last week. i don't think Christmas is coming next year for this family.
or maybe they finally figured out what i did years ago. decorating the out of doors is a waste of time, money and plastic that could be used to make toy trucks that turn into robots.
big bang theory is a great show.
took this picture last week. i don't think Christmas is coming next year for this family.
or maybe they finally figured out what i did years ago. decorating the out of doors is a waste of time, money and plastic that could be used to make toy trucks that turn into robots.
big bang theory is a great show.
Monday, May 25, 2009
STAY ON TARGET!
john says it's only a matter of time before i snap.
might as well get started somewhere.
baby steps.
...baby steps.
john says it's only a matter of time before i snap.
might as well get started somewhere.
baby steps.
...baby steps.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Jive Bunny!
only Bud would remember why this is funny to me.
anime nerds would know exactly where this is from at the same time correcting the way i pronounce the word "manga."
just know that this product speaks to me in ways you can never imagine.
never trust anyone over thirty.
only Bud would remember why this is funny to me.
anime nerds would know exactly where this is from at the same time correcting the way i pronounce the word "manga."
just know that this product speaks to me in ways you can never imagine.
never trust anyone over thirty.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Ahhhhhh.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
worst toy ever?
A) there's no way i would want this on my desk or shelf.
B) i could name at least a hundred other things that i would want in my collection representing the entertainment and literature i enjoy
C) it would be a terrible idea to give your daughter this for a birthday present. mine would prefer my little pony or polly pocket stuff.
D) it's still better than a bratz doll.
oh. and i did i mention that this toy is electronic?
expecto patronum.
A) there's no way i would want this on my desk or shelf.
B) i could name at least a hundred other things that i would want in my collection representing the entertainment and literature i enjoy
C) it would be a terrible idea to give your daughter this for a birthday present. mine would prefer my little pony or polly pocket stuff.
D) it's still better than a bratz doll.
oh. and i did i mention that this toy is electronic?
expecto patronum.
Thursday, May 07, 2009
anytime you're cell phone vibrates or gives a half ring but shows no caller id or activity, that's the government plugging in and checking up on you. maybe not even your government.
they all report back to oprah anyway.
well, now you know.
try to act natural.
just smile and wave, boys.
just smile and wave.
they all report back to oprah anyway.
well, now you know.
try to act natural.
just smile and wave, boys.
just smile and wave.
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
sometimes i give you pictures without any explanation.
this is one of them.
this is one of them.
Saturday, May 02, 2009
daughter: daddy, i'm going to be very careful to keep this shirt clean so i can wear it today and tomorrow.
-she holds up a pink shirt with glittery bugs on it-
daddy: what? no.
daughter: but, ...!
daddy: no. we wear clean clothes around here girlie. you pick either today or tomorrow to wear that shirt. not both. we are actually lucky enough to have enough clothes around for you to do that.
God bless America.
daughter: but didn't you hear me say I WOULD KEEP IT CLEAN?
-not really yelling, but a raised whiny voice-
daddy: i said no. pick a day.
-at this point she huffs and slams and sweeps the clean shirt on the dirty floor. walks away with head held low. charlie brown sad music playing-
-she holds up a pink shirt with glittery bugs on it-
daddy: what? no.
daughter: but, ...!
daddy: no. we wear clean clothes around here girlie. you pick either today or tomorrow to wear that shirt. not both. we are actually lucky enough to have enough clothes around for you to do that.
God bless America.
daughter: but didn't you hear me say I WOULD KEEP IT CLEAN?
-not really yelling, but a raised whiny voice-
daddy: i said no. pick a day.
-at this point she huffs and slams and sweeps the clean shirt on the dirty floor. walks away with head held low. charlie brown sad music playing-
Finally!
