Lightsabers and Lollipops

such a senseless war...




so many that could have been saved. so very many.





wait! what's this wall here for again?

FINALLY!




because 12 oz. cans are for housewives and little girls.

now they just need to make 24 packs in a modest price range.



now i feel like watching the movie, "Falling Down" for some reason.

THERE'S THE FLAVOR!




found a new flavor of soda to try called Ski.

i think i was in Tennessee when i discovered it.

it's orange and lime (or is it lemon?) flavored.

it had a warning that it had fruit particles in it, so beware.

i tried to take a pic of the floaty stuff.




it was actually pretty good.

enjoyable enough that i looked for it (or any other interesting beverages) in gas stations on the way home.

so here's to you, Ski! the pop with pulp!


...actually the line on the bottle is "Taste The Wake!"

but what ya gonna do?

here we see the depiction of the infamous but seldom talked about "casting couch" session between Walt and the up and coming starlet we all know as Minnie Mouse.






shocking that they would put this at the entrance to the kingdom.

i told a lot of people that i had every intention of punching Mickey in the face on my vacation. (wasn't really a vacation, it was an endurance test)
well, i got the opportunity and the guy (or girl) in the costume was a good sport about it.
aaaand this is the picture that came out of that scenario.





wifey swears that Mickey and i were in frame. i was sure Disney had something to do with sabotaging my photo. they are the epitome of evil genius, as we all know.

but i got back at them, because another opportunity arrived shortly after.

i got a chance to steal his girl.




i don't make this face for just anybody, lemme tell ya.

but lo and behold, a chance at redemption. we sat at the table eating from the buffet (mmmmm buffet) so long that Mickey made his rounds again. i explained to the mouse that there were technical difficulties on the last picture and asked if we could do it again.

so ladies and gentlemen, because you demanded it! well, one of you did anyway...

SPACE VS. MICKEY!

MAN VS. MOUSE.






WHO WILL WIN?!?

this picture is somehow terrifying, scary, comedic and patriotic all at the same time.

Norwegian candy...




IT'S NON STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been chosen.





at one time in my life i had an obsession with these aliens from Toy Story.

but i'm much better now...

you have no idea what i went through to get this picture.





my wife doesn't understand that when i say "We have to go. Right now."
means exactly that. i mean, john knows. when you say something like that you have to high tail it outta there before the angry mob can gather their wits and regroup.
that's all.
go, go, go!

SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!




going on vacation.

hold my calls til i get back.

and most important:

don't touch my stuff.

"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese."

-Joon

a quilt of bacon!!!





this is the beginning of a crazy meat concoction that involves a bacon blanket, a gigantic meat patty and bacon chunks in the middle.

it looks so heart-stoppingly good.

here's the link:

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

i have found that singing the opening song to "The Lion King" helps when i'm having a particularly difficult bowel movement.

i'm just sayin'.

the grown-up in me says this is pointless and i really don't need it...




but the nerd in me says this is really cool and it would look good on my shelf!!