Lightsabers and Lollipops

cindy lu, who?



welcome to www.spacemanrocks.com!

see you at CIY

or... maaaaybe not.

remember, spacemanrocks is typed before a live studio audience.

there's a good story behind this button.

it involves jealousy, video rentals and and an unwillingness to yield to "THE MAN."

SPACE CATERS TO NO MAN!

of course, Space also runs for no man.
but that's just cuz i'm outta shape.

C I Y is so soon i can taste it.

i would suggest bring golf frisbees. sporting goods stores carry them. so there.

my body is sooo gonna hate me for living off taco bell for a week.

but hey, i'm livin the dream.

He-Man's cousin is hot!



so i managed to get She-Ra's Sword of Power away from her and i held it away from her in a taunting way like an older brother teasing his little sister. holding her by the head so i was just out of reach of her mighty swing.



but somehow, she managed to outsmart me. (probably using her breastplate of righteousness, or something of the like...) anywho. she took her sword back and got her revenge on Spacey.



and for good measure, she took out Bud as well. i'm sure he had it coming somehow.


all in all, score one for the Princess of Power.
although her cartoon back in the 80's probably didn't work for what it was intended.
it was meant to bring the little girls from the My Little Pony/Care Bear generation to buy action figures with swords and flying unicorns.
all it did was confuse both boys and girls on whether or not they should really like it or not.
i mean, the show was full of gayness.


now Gem!

she was indeed truly, truly, truly outrageous.

so a weird thing happened while i was cleaning a pool.

from time to time, frogs think that a pool is a happy pond that they can swim in and live forever. unfortunately, the poor froggies have no exit strategy. they usually get stuck until they are rescued or die. ( and frogs really stink when they "pass on" by the way.)

now most of the time, when they see me one one end of the pool, they jet off to the other end as fast as they can. even if i am trying to save them or at the very least flip them over the fence and see if they can fly. ...they can fly. um, for a while.

but, short story long. they are usually hard little buggers to catch.

so back to that funny thing.

there was a frog.
a frog in a pool.
kept swimming away from me while i was cleaning the pool.
but then.
i finish cleaning.
i add the chemicals.
i brush up the chemicals.
as i'm brushing, the frog actually swims up to me and even follows me around.
so i held my brush up to him.
he actually climbed on as if to say, "i'm sorry. we seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot back there. but i see that you have added the white powder of death. i would very much like to get out immediately. thank you."

i lifted him out of the pool and gently placed him on the ground by the fence. i swear he looked back at me before he hopped off.
it was a very surreal moment.

i'm glad i'm gettin some time off soon.

i need a break.

i think the Transformers movie would have been shorter and a lot more boring if the Autobots had just gotten an Ebay account.
of course, those crazy Decepticons would have gotten one too and the online war would begin.

Their bidding war. Our listing.

i'm glad they went the other way with that and fought it out on the city streets causing millions of dollars of destruction. it was more interesting to watch that way.
i still wonder whatever happened to that killer Mountain Dew machine...

Screw Flanders.

nerds in love.


it's Spacey and Wifey's 8th anniversary today.

whadja get me? whadja get me?

what's in your queue?



once again, here we are.
this is what i get in my mail from netflix.

this movie was pretty interesting to see again. i barely remember it from waaaaay back.
mark hammill spends the whole movie chasing after this particular vette through Vegas.

i do remember that they made this same movie some years later involving a bicycle.
you may have seen it, it was called Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

I KNEW IT!

ELVIS IS EVERYWHERE!



Spacey's impulse item "O" the day.

i was at walgreens buying vanilla ice cream and oreo's (i have my reasons) when i saw this particular item for sale.
2 Reece's Big Cups with banana cream filling.
it sounded so gross and so wrong i had to buy it!
plus! theY had a picture of the King on the wrapper.
and somehow, that totally sold it for me.
so i brought it home, took a pic, popped it in the fridge for a day and night and then...
i ate it while watching American Movie.
and i really had thought it was gonna taste downright horrible.

but ya know what? it tasted really really good.
i would buy more given the chance.
i know that there are some of you out there who would never give this combination/flavor a chance, and i can't say i blame ya.
but now i dare ya. no wait!
i'm gonna jump right to it and triple dog dare ya!!!!

and we all know what happens when you back down from a triple dog dare.

BUCKAW!!!

HELP THE HOLE



i was considering donating 50 bucks just so i could have "Spaceman Rocks" on a plaque somewhere.

er, but it probably won't go further than that.

i mean, i only went there for 2 semesters.
the second one probably shouldn't count cuz i stopped going to most of my classes.
and yet i was on academic probation for not going to chapel.
go figure.

I KNEW IT!

by the way, there's nothing at the end of the credits in the Transformers movie.
there. i just saved you 10 minutes.

SEE IT.