Monday, February 28, 2005
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the proud folks at - NOT MY FAULT PRODUCTIONS
Space - writer/director/producer....and i do my own stunts.
Jordan/J-penny - visual effects, tech services and dating advice
Giovanni - recreations
Matt - math stuff /accounts payable
Caesar - public relations
Ryan - well, we love ryan
Josh - the man behind the music
...and the rest.*
*if you've ever signed the guestbook more than once, that's you.
thanks.
Friday, February 25, 2005
sigh.
this is my last friday off from my winter hours.
i feel like i should do something momentous to mark the occasion.
so far, all i've done is played video games, done the dishes and moved things in my house to other places in my house.
good times.
help me....
(big breath) ....sigh
this is my last friday off from my winter hours.
i feel like i should do something momentous to mark the occasion.
so far, all i've done is played video games, done the dishes and moved things in my house to other places in my house.
good times.
help me....
(big breath) ....sigh
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
bacon makes it better.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
and here's why vegetarians bother me so much:
it's the attitude.
i find that eating is a very enjoyable experience.
i know that many other people feel this same way.
the proof lies in the fact that there are so many successful restaurants that seem to make a lot of money by serving people all kinds of food. it's what groups of friends tend to do when they are out to have a good time.
so when i'm about to take a bite out of a greasy burger that's dripping from the fatty juices it was cooked in, the absolute last thing i want around me is some one making a putrid face and saying one of the following phrases:
1) just smelling that makes me want to throw up.
2) do you know what they do to the animals that this food is made from?
3) how can you stand to eat that?
4) that's just sooooo unhealthy!
i know where my food came from! it wasn't pretty! chances are, it wasn't even in a healthy and sterile envronment when my meal met it's bloody end.
the contents of hot dogs is whatever they don't throw in spam, and whatever is in spam is whatever they don't throw in hot dogs.
circle of life.
and i'm sure i've eaten a cat taco at one point in my life.
and i'm not even opposed to eating dog, as long as it doesn't taste like dog. cause that's just gross. ...probably tastes like chicken anyway.
i've known a a lot of vegeterians in my time. heck, even one of my brothers - in law played the role for a while. his wife brought him back over. i thanked her for that.
and most, not all, were doing it just to be trendy or to stand out... or be gay.
and also, most, not all, make it a point to make everybody else miserable who want to eat anything that had eyes or feelings at one point in it's life.
and call yourself vegan or whatever you want to brand yourself as. just leave the rest of us carnivores alone while we eat.
well...um, actually i do play the other side of the coin.
i'm all about eating dead animals. especially in front of veggie lovers.
i'll eat with my mouth open.
i'll order two burgers just to throw one away so that the cow (or other animal that tastes like cow) gave it's life for no good reason! God bless America!
one of my favorite things to order is veal. it's true, ask my wife!
i don't mind if the animal was put in a small cage, tortured, verbally abused and killed slowly by incestuous white trash!
heck, you could have even named it a cute fuzzy name before you hit it in the head with a sledge hammer just as long as it's cooked right and slap some sauce on that dead slab of meat!
i usually like to name mine "norman" and ode to city slickers.
here's the tall and short of it.
i'm getting older.
it's only a matter of time before some doctor comes along and tells me to stop eating food that tastes good. so don't go botherin me while i'm chewing loudly now. i'll get mine sooner or later.
circle of life.
mmmm butterburgers.
oh, and don't be gay.
it's the attitude.
i find that eating is a very enjoyable experience.
i know that many other people feel this same way.
the proof lies in the fact that there are so many successful restaurants that seem to make a lot of money by serving people all kinds of food. it's what groups of friends tend to do when they are out to have a good time.
so when i'm about to take a bite out of a greasy burger that's dripping from the fatty juices it was cooked in, the absolute last thing i want around me is some one making a putrid face and saying one of the following phrases:
1) just smelling that makes me want to throw up.
2) do you know what they do to the animals that this food is made from?
3) how can you stand to eat that?
4) that's just sooooo unhealthy!
i know where my food came from! it wasn't pretty! chances are, it wasn't even in a healthy and sterile envronment when my meal met it's bloody end.
the contents of hot dogs is whatever they don't throw in spam, and whatever is in spam is whatever they don't throw in hot dogs.
circle of life.
and i'm sure i've eaten a cat taco at one point in my life.
and i'm not even opposed to eating dog, as long as it doesn't taste like dog. cause that's just gross. ...probably tastes like chicken anyway.
i've known a a lot of vegeterians in my time. heck, even one of my brothers - in law played the role for a while. his wife brought him back over. i thanked her for that.
and most, not all, were doing it just to be trendy or to stand out... or be gay.
and also, most, not all, make it a point to make everybody else miserable who want to eat anything that had eyes or feelings at one point in it's life.
and call yourself vegan or whatever you want to brand yourself as. just leave the rest of us carnivores alone while we eat.
well...um, actually i do play the other side of the coin.
i'm all about eating dead animals. especially in front of veggie lovers.
i'll eat with my mouth open.
i'll order two burgers just to throw one away so that the cow (or other animal that tastes like cow) gave it's life for no good reason! God bless America!
one of my favorite things to order is veal. it's true, ask my wife!
i don't mind if the animal was put in a small cage, tortured, verbally abused and killed slowly by incestuous white trash!
heck, you could have even named it a cute fuzzy name before you hit it in the head with a sledge hammer just as long as it's cooked right and slap some sauce on that dead slab of meat!
i usually like to name mine "norman" and ode to city slickers.
here's the tall and short of it.
i'm getting older.
it's only a matter of time before some doctor comes along and tells me to stop eating food that tastes good. so don't go botherin me while i'm chewing loudly now. i'll get mine sooner or later.
circle of life.
mmmm butterburgers.
oh, and don't be gay.
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, BABY!!!
YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIYYYYYYAAAAHHHOOOOHHH!
YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIYYYYYYAAAAHHHOOOOHHH!
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
i know i'm down to the absolute last of my moneys when i gotta buy "Mountain Lightning" (the Wal-Mart equivalent) as opposed to my beloved "Mountain Dew"
times are tough.
times are tough.
let's face it, i'm just not a big fan of people who wear pajamas in public.
in fact, i just don't like it at all.
i understand just running out to get the paper or the mail.
cuz that's your yard, your own personal property and people who are staring at your yard or house should mind thier own biz-nass!
of course, the pj's in question for your in-yard paper snatching should be tasteful.
nighties... not such a good idea. especially for the guys.
anywhatsit.
wear pants.
and remember kids:
fur is murder.
spandex is just inconsiderate.
in fact, i just don't like it at all.
i understand just running out to get the paper or the mail.
cuz that's your yard, your own personal property and people who are staring at your yard or house should mind thier own biz-nass!
of course, the pj's in question for your in-yard paper snatching should be tasteful.
nighties... not such a good idea. especially for the guys.
anywhatsit.
wear pants.
and remember kids:
fur is murder.
spandex is just inconsiderate.
Sunday, February 13, 2005
XBOX Roadkill
Price" $11.99 used
"twisted metal: black meets grand theft auto..."
-electronic gaming monthly
"if you're a fan of car combat...
this is the only game in town."
-gamespy
THE APOCALYPSE WIPED OUT EVERYTHING - EXCEPT GANGS, GUNS, CARS AND VENGEANCE.
drive to survive as you establish your bada** reputation, leading a gang of cutthroats and renegades in the massive living world of Hell County.
select from an arsenal of more than 35 vehicles and 17 potent weapons including guided missles and a sniper rifle.
drive your weapon of mass destruction through more than 30 chaotic missions.
take the ultimate challenge in 2-4 player deathmatch.
me:
how could i not buy this game?
they had me at Twisted Metal.....
Price" $11.99 used
"twisted metal: black meets grand theft auto..."
-electronic gaming monthly
"if you're a fan of car combat...
this is the only game in town."
-gamespy
THE APOCALYPSE WIPED OUT EVERYTHING - EXCEPT GANGS, GUNS, CARS AND VENGEANCE.
drive to survive as you establish your bada** reputation, leading a gang of cutthroats and renegades in the massive living world of Hell County.
select from an arsenal of more than 35 vehicles and 17 potent weapons including guided missles and a sniper rifle.
drive your weapon of mass destruction through more than 30 chaotic missions.
take the ultimate challenge in 2-4 player deathmatch.
me:
how could i not buy this game?
they had me at Twisted Metal.....
why are the advertisements pink and red this week?
is it Barbie week?
is there some holiday coming up i should know about?
and why are all the advertisements for jewelry, naughty underwear and candy?
i'm confused...
is it Barbie week?
is there some holiday coming up i should know about?
and why are all the advertisements for jewelry, naughty underwear and candy?
i'm confused...
Saturday, February 12, 2005
i decided to name the cd player in my van Gil.
inspired by Gil from the Simpsons. the one who always fails.
one of my favorite lines uttered by Gil: "Oh no! and today's my review with senor Ding Dong!"
anyway, my cd player no longer likes to play cd's on demand. it takes a few or many tries in order to get ole Gil to work. by then, i'm halfway to my destination, and all kinds of frustrated.
that makes for an unhappy Spacey. cuz i love the tunes.
anyway, i hope you see my point.
free south africa!
inspired by Gil from the Simpsons. the one who always fails.
one of my favorite lines uttered by Gil: "Oh no! and today's my review with senor Ding Dong!"
anyway, my cd player no longer likes to play cd's on demand. it takes a few or many tries in order to get ole Gil to work. by then, i'm halfway to my destination, and all kinds of frustrated.
that makes for an unhappy Spacey. cuz i love the tunes.
anyway, i hope you see my point.
free south africa!
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
My happy Place
i hate waking up in midair.
luckily, there was a pair of beanbags to cushion my landing.
luckily, there was a pair of beanbags to cushion my landing.
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
is it about time for lent?
all the fast food restaurants are advertising sales on fish sandwiches.
that's usually when i get the hint that it's time to start sufferin fo tha Loward by boycotting red meat and other such desires.
so, sign my guestbook and let me know who makes the best fish sandwiches in the fast food bizness.
i vote taco bell.
does that count?
all the fast food restaurants are advertising sales on fish sandwiches.
that's usually when i get the hint that it's time to start sufferin fo tha Loward by boycotting red meat and other such desires.
so, sign my guestbook and let me know who makes the best fish sandwiches in the fast food bizness.
i vote taco bell.
does that count?
Thursday, February 03, 2005
i just can't stress this enough:
when buying a deodorant always make sure that the container says deodorant AND anti-perspirant!!!!
if you are using a spray, well, that just does not have a long lasting effect if you are planning on sweating. i'm sorry.
ya gotsta rub sumthin on them pits!
this has been a public service announcement from your pal Space.
chicks will dig you and men will want to be you.
and for the ladies, switch that last sentence around a bit.
when buying a deodorant always make sure that the container says deodorant AND anti-perspirant!!!!
if you are using a spray, well, that just does not have a long lasting effect if you are planning on sweating. i'm sorry.
ya gotsta rub sumthin on them pits!
this has been a public service announcement from your pal Space.
chicks will dig you and men will want to be you.
and for the ladies, switch that last sentence around a bit.
