Lightsabers and Lollipops

my 2 year old daughter calls our Christmas tree the "piss-piss" tree.

is ...is that blasphemous?

do i dole out discipline?

do i get the pope involved?

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take that, corporate america!

drink pepsi.

i...i... i just don't like Christmas music.

there, i said it.

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from time to time, i come across the reece's peanut butter cup that has two little brown wrappers instead of one. most times i don't notice the extraneous wrapper, and i end up taking a bite out of paper. pending on my mood, that could make me all kinds of angry-like.
i know that i'm not the only one who has befallen upon this mishap.
i feel you brother (pounds chest twice and holds fist out).
makes me wonder if this is a problem that they have meetings about at the H.B reece candy co., a division of hershey foods corporations distributions warehouse.
do employees get in trouble for wasting wrappers?
is there inventory on the little paper cups?
do these pants make me look fat?
questions i may never have answers to.
oh well, be careful. inspect your reece's cups before partaking in the beautiful marriage between peanut butter and chocolate.
cuz eating paper is just wrong.

i think mean girls was funny cuz it made fun of mathletes.

nerds.

IT'S EGG NOG SEASON!!!!


OHHHH, COLOR ME SO MERRY.

good morning.
your job for today is to remove an item and place it someplace else.
good luck.

gyro meat is 45 % lamb meat and 55 % beef.
that was one of the new things i learned today.

and dangit!
that was a tasty gyro i ate today.
i wish i was eating it right now.

so here it is, the top 20 christian cd's according to your ole pal Spacey.
they are in alphebetical order to protect the innocent.

1) ADAM AGAIN - DIG

2) ARGYLE PARK - MISGUIDED

3) AUDIO ADRENALINE - BLOOM

4) CODE OF ETHICS - CODE OF ETHICS

5) THE CRUCIFIED - THE CRUCIFIED

6) DEITIPHOBIA - FEAR OF GOD

7) DIG HAY ZOOSE - STRUGGLE FISH

8) JYRADELIX - INVINCIBLE

9) KING'S X - FAITH HOPE LOVE

10) MORTAL - FATHOM

11) NEWSBOYS - TAKE ME TO YOU LEADER

12) PLANKEYE - THE ONE AND ONLY

13) POOR OLD LU - SIN

14) PRODIGAL SONS - RETURN

15) RELIENT K - THE ANATOMY OF TONGUE AND CHEEK

16) THE SEVENTY SEVENS - PRAY NAKED

17) SKILLET - COLLIDE

18) SWITCHFOOT - THE BEAUTIFUL LETDOWN

19) STEVE TAYLOR - SQUINT

20) THE VIOLET BURNING - CHOSEN

some of you may have never heard of some of these bands.
that's cuz you're just not as cool as me.
some of you may not agree with my selections.
so? cry me a river.
some of you may even think christian music begins and ends with michael w. smith and friends.
that's cool. just don't touch my stereo.
some of you just plain don't give a rip about anything i've mentioned here.
and that's why there's video games. and pizza. mmm pizza.
and someday, maybe someday. i will make a list of my top 20 "not so christian" cd's.
but, now, i need to go get some pizza.